i am in boston
watching cartoons projected in the sky
i am in a buster keaton movie. it concerns a revolving house
i am at the airport looking for a box for some 78 rpm records.
there is a cache of spencer tracy memorabilia found discarded.
someone says "no one should treat spencer tracy that way.
darth vader is trying to levitate me with a beam of light
a woman with a teddy bear slides down furniture in a laboratory
i am in a car being driven by a cartoon chauffeur
mice play piano by running across the keys in boogie woogie
i see a demonstration of water explosions with a substance added
that makes the explosions freeze into sculptures
santa claus stows away on a pirate ship and slims down and wears
a red and white shirt to disguise himself
my wife wins 3000 dollars on a talking slot machine
my friend asks me to guess what his car runs on. i say "baked
beans". he says "right"
i am at an astronaut family workshop. a teenage girl admits to
her father she masturbates while he is away on space missions
my wife's purse is stolen by a fox and brought back by a dog
a guy with a beard is riding a motorized mattress with minnesota
i am at the funeral of a friend who died. i see her at the
funeral watching the proceedings. she tells me, " at least i have
clean underwear for the trip "
i am skateboarding while drinking an orange cocktail with three
beetles in it
a woman walks up to me with a plate with a fish on it. the fish
has fork holes in it. she says her waiter brought it to her still
thrashing and she had to kill it. she also has a cooked pig with
her. she wants me to stick a fork in it's skull to make sure it
is dead. i accommodate her.
i meet a hummingbird the size of a turkey. his name is robert
a man asks me to kill four ducks with a gun that shoots poison
tacks. he warns me not to kill the big one though because he is
saving that one for his wedding.
i am an egg salesman. six for a dollar
i am a secret agent captured by the enemy. my secret mission
involves a kitten and a mysterious glass of water
i am feeding a horse a banana while swimming
a slot machine tells me i will win $ 168, 000 if i can find a
wagon and paint it red, i do
a woman tries to sell me a TV guide for sixty dollars
i am throwing meat into the statue of liberty's mouth