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HUMPTY DUMPTY

Miscellaneous By: moonphish
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sang to the tune of helter skelter by the beatles


Submitted:Dec 13, 2011    Reads: 5    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   


when he gets to the bottom
he goes splat
and his shell opens wide
there he plops
stomach turns, as you see his insides
what you get is albumen and a yellowly mess
yes yes yes

do you...don't you...want me to save you ?
its critical mass, this fall sure did break you
let me...let me...let me
c'mon...let's take a glance here
well, it may be all over, but there's still a chance here

look out
humpty dumpty...humpty dumpty...humpty dumpty
ooh...look out...cause here he come

the king's men have got him
but he's cracked
and he's leakin' outside
so they stop, unconcerned
and they all step aside
then a turn for the horses
but they merely say "neigh"
neigh neigh neigh

well, do you...don't you...think we should fry him ?
you know he can't last...so let's gourmandize him
tell me...tell me...tell me
c'mon...i've got a hunch here
well, he may be your buddy, but he looks like lunch here

look out
humpty dumpty...humpty dumpty...humpty dumpty
look out, humpty dumpty
he's comin' down fast...yes, he is...yes, he is
comin' down fast...oh no...humpty dumpty...woo hoo

I GOT EGG YOLK ON MY FINGERS





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