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SANTA'S HELPER'S TOYS IN SOCKS GET CRAMMED

Miscellaneous By: moonphish
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parody of "sergeant pepper's lonely hearts club band" by the beatles


Submitted:Dec 13, 2011    Reads: 6    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


it was many years ago, they say
that kris kingle hired this band for pay
makin' gifts of every shape and style
all were guaranteed to raise a smile
the time to pass 'em out is due
the act they've done for all these years
santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed

when santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed
the names of all good kids, they know
santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed
its down the chimney, saint nick goes
santa's helper's toys, in...
santa's helper's toys, in...
santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed

its wonderful to get gear
its certainly a thrill
its such a chubby paunch, he's got
we hope he leaves some toys with us
we'd love to get some toys

he may really start to ho ho ho
and all the reindeer know where to go
like its mentioned in a famous song
christmas eve, he's gonna come along
a lump of coal, he'll leave for you
unless you're really good all year
when santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed




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