Once upon a time in far off Hollywood, Abraham Lincoln was getting into his ball room dress.  Though he didn't like dancing he knew that his gown would be better than every body else's so he went to the party.

He took a notebook with him so he could obviously take notes.Then he could start his own party and make it grand.

But the green goblin came and took the worst looking girl. But no one cared and then he took the best looking girl and every one moaned, especially the men...So Abraham sucked up his tears and slicked his hair back with a comb. 

He followed the gooblin, ignored my spelling mistakes and helped spider-man rescue the girl but then there was an amazing number of ninja's. Abraham used his awesome power to summon his minions of the United states to even the odds with the ninja's. 

Abraham used duck tape to tie up the ninja's, now with added DUCK. Ducks go moo.

And every one was so happy that the girl was back.