O.k readers this is not a poem at all really hehe just me trying out some comedy...
The colour yellow reminds me of the time I went to the zoo,
The sun was out, the sky was blue, and I was only two
There was a Spanish speaking hamster named Lester, who lived at the zoo.
He was world famous too,
All the people, came from everywhere that day, just to hear Lester say
"Once upon a time I was a man, with a wife and children and a bakery stand, My bread was being eaten by something so small so I set a trap, to put it to a end, The trap went off, sounded like a shot, so I had a look and what did I see? I saw a Hamster named Larry Half dead in the trap, Larry had a family, even a pet rat, 'what have you done?' I heard a little voice, It came from his wife named Louis, Larry was dying stuck in his trap, before his last breath he said just this: I was once a man with a wife and a dog, I killed a hamster named Leopold, Leopold was a god, and turned me in to this, and I shall do the same to you, I now grant you...worthless "
My pencil dropped from my hand as Lester walked off the stand, no one even clapped there hands
And that was the time I went to the zoo when I was only two.
-o.k yeh this is sooooooooooooooooo so so lame i know but meh i dont really care tell me what you think!! he he ciao!



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