Come one, come all!
Come take a seat
For what will take place is the event of the year!
Trust me, you're in for a treat!
Now sit right down, this is something you'll want to hear
It's an offer you can't refuse!
Of that I can assure you
For he is your personal muse!
And he adores you
He's the one who can make you great!
He's the one who can make you famous!
He's the one who gives you control of your fate!
He'll be the cause of your hearts theft
But, this loss wont leave you in bereft
All of your issues are swept away with a wave of his hand!
And this high standard of living will never end!
He's the one you could never hate!
He's the one you've been waiting for!
And he's going to show you the way!
And now, without further delay
Here he is boys and girls!
The man of the hour!
Hello ladies and gentleman!
It's wonderful to see you.
It's been a while
And I grew to miss you
But I am here now, so let us begin!
I've got all sorts of wonders in store for you tonight!
So settle in and sit tight
And this will be an evening you wont soon forget!
I come to offer you all a once in a lifetime chance!
To live life at the top and to be the best
To make your dreams come true, and your failures disappear!
But, mind you, this all comes at a price
And I hope your willing to pay!
I don't want your money
I don't want your possessions
I just want your unquestioning faith in me!
And your allegiance to me!
I want your heart, I want your mind!
I want your spirit, I want your innocence!
For with these, together we bind
And in exchange, I promise you the best!
I promise your reward will out way the price
And now my children, I must go
I've said all there is to, and it was a pleasure seeing you today!
But remember, My name is America and I'm here to show you the way!