Nosey

There's no need to know everything

But I seem to be trying pretty bloody well

I don't know why

I hear the end of a conversation

And even though I know the smell

Of a conversation that is not for my ears

I can't help my self but ask

What?

What did you say?

Who did what?

When did what happened to who?

I've ruined surprises with my stupid, stupid brain

I've spoilt many a thing that was better off left alone

I've ruined people's fun

Yet when somebodies nose even approaches my business

I turn ape shit on them.