There's no need to know everything
But I seem to be trying pretty bloody well
I don't know why
I hear the end of a conversation
And even though I know the smell
Of a conversation that is not for my ears
I can't help my self but ask
What did you say?
Who did what?
When did what happened to who?
I've ruined surprises with my stupid, stupid brain
I've spoilt many a thing that was better off left alone
I've ruined people's fun
Yet when somebodies nose even approaches my business
I turn ape shit on them.