I love Pop Tarts

 I love pop tarts;

They are my pride and joy.

I love Pop Tarts;

They have a beginning and a end.

I love Pop Tarts

Their middles are juicy and sweet

like how a man and a woman make love;

Juicy and sweet.

I love Pop Tarts;

They melt inside you and their love never goes away.

I love Pop Tarts;

Pop Tarts come in many tastes and feelings.

I love Pop Tarts;

You can eat them cold or warm

Like how the way people feel when they come together as one.

I love pop Tarts;

My feelings go crazy and my thoughts are in heaven.

I Love Pop Tarts;

Their smell goes inside me..

Usually Strawberry, Cherry, Blueberry,

Cookies n' Cream, and Chocolate Fudge.

Oh, How I love Pop Tarts.

Sometimes, Pop Tarts remind me

of the Gay Pride Parade.

Different tastes, smells, and feelings.

But most of all, if you're a girl, it reminds you of Yaoi!

And if you're a guy, it reminds you of Yuri!

Oh how I love Pop Tarts.

End!

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The poem is kind of suckish but the point is that Pop tarts are so yummy that it makes you go to a place beyond greatness.