Season 1: Episode 4: Godai Master Susumi Returns?
Azumaro: (complaining) This is crazy! Why do we have to waste our time, no! Excuse me, MY time of sleep, in the middle of the NIGHT?!!!
Takara: Maybe it’s because you were sleeping, while me and Ito listened the story about the Godai Master!
Azumaro: Oh great! Now the girl’s part of the Godai?
Ito: She’s not part of the Godai, she is the Godai!
Takara: And she has a name, Susumi!
Azumaro: Susumi, eh?
Ito: (sadly) She’s all ready dead.
Azumaro: Oh. Oh well! Now we know her name, and her history, how about we turn around and go…
Takara and Ito: (shouting) NO!
Azumaro: Fine! (crossed arms)
(The children were on the carriage when the horse man takes them to the woods. The children got off the carriage, and Ito paid the horse man a tip.)
Horseman: Are you sure this is the place?
Ito: Yup.
Horseman: Okay.
(The horseman whipped his horses, and the sped off.)
Takara: Okay? What kind of heroes takes the carriage?
Ito: First of all, we’re not heroes… yet, and second of all, we don’t have any transportation, but we can be as soon as we find that septor!
Azumaro: (yawns) Can it wait? I wanna sleep!
Takara: For once, I agree with him!
Ito: Okay, (then yawns) but first thing, we find that septor!
(The children went to sleep in the woods. Thankfully they packed up to get supplies! Next morning…)
Azumaro: (dreaming) Oh yes… (drooling) bring me some food, ladies!
Ito’s voice: Azumaro! Wake up!
Azumaro: (dreaming) Not now, squirt! Food now! Septor later!
Ito: (complaining) Aw! Come on! We have to get that septor, before it’s too late!
(Ito went to the cave and there’s nothing. It was a dead end. He went out of the cave to rejoin his friends.)
Azumaro: Not my problem…
Takara: It will be!
Ito: Wait a minute!
Takara: What?
Ito: (laughs) Oops! Silly me! That’s the wrong one!
(Takara and Azumaro fell)
Azumaro: (pissed) WHAT?! YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THIS AIN’T IT?!
Ito: Nope. Sorry!
Azumaro: (complaining) Great! We wasted our time sleeping in the middle of nowhere!
Takara: May be we go back to the village, and settle down for a while! And no false alarms!
Ito: Got it! Let’s go!
(The children went back to the village. There was a movie theater 2 blocks away, and the children spotted it. They went to buy tickets, but it’s more than they bargain for. So they sneaked inside, and Ito found a neat trick. He sat on the ceiling, and he helped his friends on the ceiling. The children were hanging upside down, and were watching an R-rated movie, Hinaka 2: Return of the Shadow Master! *Note: Hinaka is a fake movie, not real so don’t bother looking it up on a search engine, ‘cause it ain’t there! The actress who played as Hinaka has a resemblance of Susumi, just like in Ito’s dream.)
Ito: (hanging upside down) Isn’t it great?
Takara: Sure is!
Azumaro: Something’s fishy!
Ito and Takara: Huh?
Azumaro: Hey, Ito? Doesn’t that actress look like someone you know?
Ito: What do you mean?
Azumaro: The girl? In your dream?
Ito: Oh yeah... I still don’t get it!
Azumaro: (head down) Fuck.
Takara: Ito, I think the character “Hinaka” looks like Susumi Negikawa.
Ito: Are you sure?
Takara: Looks like it!
Azumaro: Can you guys shut up? I don’t want the adults knowing that we sneak in without a ticket, and the weird part is that this is an R-rated movie!
Takara: Most likely?
Azumaro: We’re gonna get caught!
Takara: Since when did you became mature?
Azumaro: I don’t know! I just don’t want to get caught!
Ito: Oh, stop worrying! No one will see us!
Azumaro: Yeah, right! They’ll look up, and we done for!
Takara: Just enjoy… while it lasts!
(At the end of the movie…)
Ito: (cheering) Yes!
(People turned around, and looked around! Takara and Azumaro restrained Ito, and covered his mouth. The people faced the big screen, and were watching the end of the movie and on to the credits.)
Takara: (restraining Ito) Ito?
Azumaro: (covering Ito’s mouth) Do you want to get your ass kicked out of the theater?
Ito: (muffling) Boy! Get you sorry ass hand off of my mouth! That goes for you, too, Takara!
Takara: (still restraining Ito) Don’t make me hurt you!
(Ito saw the name of the actress that looks like Susumi. He had an idea. Takara and Azumaro let go of Ito.)
Ito: I finally found the name of that actress!
Takara: Maya Kanai?
Ito: Uh? Yeah!
Azumaro: I don’t know. It might be a false alarm like what you made!
Ito: Nah-uh!
Azumaro: Yeah huh!
Takara: Guys!
Ito and Azumaro: What?!
Takara: Remember?
Azumaro: Remember what?
Takara: You know!
Azumaro and Ito: No! We don’t know! What?
Takara: (frustrated) When they look up, and saw us, we’re dead meat?
Azumaro and Ito: Oh yeah!
Takara: (sighed) What the hell?
Ito: Sorry!
Takara: I know!
Azumaro: What about me?
Takara: I knew you! I’m not falling for your crap!
Azumaro: GAY!
Ito: Now we know her name, let’s go… (falling from ceiling; landed on floor)
Takara: Ito!
Azumaro: Oh shit!
Ito: Ow! Never try this at home!
(Then the adults saw Ito; they got angry, then Takara and Azumaro fall from the ceiling and came to Ito’s rescue.)
Takara: This is not gonna end well!
Azumaro: We’re dead!
Ito: Yeah.
(The usher got into the room, and saw the children. He got mad and recognized them that they aren’t allowed to see an R-rated movie.)
Ito: RUN!
(The children got out of the theater, followed by angry mob of village movie goers. They turned left, but the mob went straight. They lost them.)
Azumaro: We are never doing this again!
Ito: True, but at least we got what we wanted.
(The children ran to two bullies, Isao and Nenji.)
Isao: Oh, look what we have here!
Azumaro: Can it, ass munch!
Nenji: Sure!
Takara: We don’t have time for this! (grabbing Ito’s hand) Let’s go Ito!
Ito: But I wanted to ask them about the actress!
Takara: Not today!
Isao: Oooh! You got a boyfriend!
Takara: Boyfriend? No way!
Ito: What are they talking about?
Nenji: What’s your boyfriend’s name?
Azumaro: None of your damn business!
Takara: Exactly! You should worry about your problems instead of ours?
Isao: We still want your boyfriend’s name!
Takara: (shouting) He’s not my BOYFRIEND!!
Ito: My name is Prince Kazuki Ito, Jr., but I like Ito better!
Isao: Are you stupid? That’s a last name!
Nenji: And there’s no way that you’re a prince!
(Isao and Nenji laughed.)
Takara: (to Ito) Don’t listen to them!
Azumaro: Yeah, kid, they’re just jealous!
Nenji: Jealous? Of what? Of him?
Isao: Dream on!
Takara and Azumaro: No! You dream on!
Azumaro: And we’ll show you who’s laughing!
Isao: (daring) Oh! I like to see that!
Nenji: (laughs) Yeah! Give us a good laugh when you’re done being such dumbasses!
(Isao and Nenji laughed and walked away.)
Ito: They seemed nice.
Takara and Azumaro: HAAAAAH?
Takara: No, Ito, they’re not nice at all!
Azumaro: (watching Isao and Nenji go) Yeah! They’re a couple of ass munches waiting to be munched away!
Ito: What?
Azumaro: Nevermind.
Takara: Okay, let’s get back to our quest!
Ito: The septor?
Takara: I thought it was the Susumi-look alike actress!
Ito: I changed my mind.
(Ito walked away; Takara and Azumaro got confused, but they followed him anyway. At the woods…)
Azumaro: How would you know about the Hinaka movie?
Ito: Before I met you guys, I went there with my family to see the first Hinaka movie, back at Chi Nation down south.
Takara & Azumaro: (bored) So?
Ito: So?
Takara: I have a question. What does that have to do with Susumi, anyway?
Azumaro: (complaining) Hey! I was gonna ask that!
Ito: I don’t know! She might have a second chance at life!
Azumaro: Ha! Please! I ain’t believing it!
Ito: Well, I do!
Azumaro: I think it’s stupid! I mean, there’s no way in hell Susumi gets a second chance at life!
Ito: For once you may be right!
Takara: (complaining) Hey! I was gonna say that!
Ito: Come on!
(The children hang outside of the restaurant.)
Takara: We should focus on Susumi!
Ito: Didn’t we just did that all ready?
Azumaro: I though Ito was going to say “we should focus on Susumi.” And I was gonna say “didn’t we just did that all ready?”
Takara: This is no time for stealing lines!
Ito: She’s right!
Takara: Of course I am!
Azumaro: (to self) Show off!
Ito: Now we ask some people!
Azumaro: No way! ‘cause , news flash, we asked them before!
Ito: Not about where the septor’s whereabouts!
Azumaro: Good point!
Takara: (to Ito) So who are you gonna ask?
Ito: (thinking) Hmm… (Then pointing at the unknown figures in red, black, grey and crimson) How about them?
(Takara and Azumaro looked and saw what had appeared to be the Suna Hebi soldiers. The Kaikaku sibs got scared. Takara and Azumaro hide behind the barrels.)
Ito: (confused) Hey! Guys! What’s up?
Takara: (scared) Not them! Anyone but them!
Ito: (suspicious) Okay? What’s going on?
Azumaro: (scared and pointing) They…!
Ito: Who’s they?
Takara: (scared) Dude! Trust me! You don’t want to know!
Ito: That’s the problem! I don’t know who they are!
Azumaro: It’s best not to know!
Ito: Guys! Don’t judge the book by it’s cover! They’re just having a little break!
Takara: That’s their plan, doofus! They want you to believe that!
Azumaro: Yeah! And then they kill you for no reason!
Takara: Exactly! So now that we have this convers… (Ito went up to the Suna Hebi soldiers) Dammit! Ito! Get you Katatsumuri Kaigara ass back here!
Azumaro: (freaked out) Too late! He’s a goner!
(Takara falls.)
Ito: (to the Suna Hebi soldiers) Hi!
(One of the soldiers spit out their drinks, and looked down at Ito.)
Soldier 1: Huh?
General: What is it?
Soldier 1: There’s a kid near us!
General: Duh!
Soldier 2: I think he’s lost!
Ito: I’m right here!
General: We can see that!
Ito: I got a question.
General: Speak!
Ito: Are you looking for the same exact thing as me?
General: The septor?
Ito: (excited) You know, too? Great! Cause me and my friends are trying to get answers, so can you help us?
General: Oh, I don’t know…
Soldier 1: So where are your friends?
Ito: They’re here, but they’re hiding from you, so…
Takara: Oh shit!
Azumaro: Now we’re goners!
General: There’s no need, but thanks for the offer, and if you get the septor, give it to us, and we’ll just see what we can do to it.
Ito: Great! Thanks!
General: No problem!
(The General and his comrades left. Takara bends the water from one of the barrels. A water-like rope ties Ito, and pulls him to his friends.)
Takara: (pissed) What the hell we’re you thinking?
Ito: What? They’re nice people, and they might be able to help us!
Takara: No moron, they won’t!
Ito: Why not?
Azumaro: Because, pep-squeak, They are our enemy!
Ito: (pissed) Please tell me who they are so that I don’t have to force you guys to tell!
Takara: Like I said you don’t want to know!
Ito: Say it!
Azumaro and Takara: No!
Ito: (cheering) Do it! Do it! Do it!
Takara: Fine!
Ito: So who are they?
Takara: The Suna Hebi!
Ito: The what?
Takara: (sighs) The Suna Hebi! Godai Nations’ biggest enemy ever to set foot on this planet!
Ito: Earth?
Takara: Nevermind!
Ito: No, wait! I want to know!
Takara: They aren’t very nice.
Ito: They seemed nice to me!
Takara: Do you heard what Koichi had said to us?
Ito: That they are bad?
Azumaro: Yup.
Takara: (pissed) HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU’RE THE ONE SLEEPING LIKE A BABY!
Azumaro: I know, because I all ready know that they are evil! I don’t need a fake guru telling me this!
Takara: He’s not a fake guru! He knows what happened, and he tells all!
Azumaro: Whatever!
Takara: So, Ito, you promise not to talk to them again? After what you just heard about them?
Ito: I promise, but for one condition.
Takara: Which is?
Ito: Proof.
Takara: Proof? Why do you need proof for?
Ito: So I’ll know whose side I am!
Takara: We all ready know whose side you’re on!
Azumaro: Yeah! Just don’t run into those freaks, again!
Ito: Fine.
(At night, the children fell asleep. Ito had visions of the septor, then there was a necklace. He woke up.)
Ito: You guys!
Takara: (yawning) Huh?
Azumaro: Now what?
Ito: I had a dream.
Azumaro: (turning the other way) Not again!
Ito: It was weird, as if I like never seen it happening before!
Takara: What is it?
Ito: I don’t want to spoil the moment!
Takara: Hey, don’t leave us hanging!
Ito: Let me get a chance to…
Takara: To think?
Ito: I was going for creating a mental picture, but that works, too!
Takara: Then show us!
Ito: Come again?
Takara: I wanna see!
Azumaro: We’re not wasting anymore time, are we?
Takara: You wanna know?
Azumaro: About time!
Ito: Just trust me!
(Commercial break… 30 sec. later…)
Ito: I found it!
Azumaro: (excited) You did?
Ito: (excited) Yeah! It’s so awesome!
Azumaro: Is it food?
Ito: Nope.
Azumaro: Gay!
Ito: It’s this! (pulling out the necklace)
Takara: Does it look anything like it?
Ito: You bet! That’s the one in my dream!
Azumaro: FINALLY, NOW WE CAN ALL GO HOME AND FORGET ABOUT THIS CRAPPY PLACE!
Ito: Not quite.
Azumaro: HAAAAAH?
(Ito puts on the necklace.)
Ito: So what do you think?
Takara: It looks a little too big for you.
Ito: What?
Azumaro: Are we still looking for that actress?
Ito: I just said no.
Azumaro: No you didn’t.
Ito: (staring at the necklace) Finally, I got all the pieces of the puzzle, and now I’m gonna put them all together!
Takara: And how are you gonna do that?
Ito: I don’t know (then takes it off) I take good care of it!
Azumaro: It’s just a necklace, dude!
Ito: Not just any necklace… This necklace had stand out, for a reason…
Azumaro: (to Takara) Are you following this?
Takara: Uh, no.
Ito: This necklace is… a snail shell?
(Azumaro laughs. Takara slapped him in the face.)
Azumaro: What? It’s funny!
Ito: But that can’t be a snail shell necklace!
Takara: Sorry, Ito, but it happens.
Ito: Yeah, and the weird part is that there’s no gems on the thing.
Azumaro: (complaining) Tell me we’re not going to get all four gems?
Ito: We have to, but we need help.
(Commercial break… 30 sec. later…)
(At Koichi’s house…)
Koichi: You’re back all ready?
Ito: Yeah!
Koichi: Well no wonder the dojo is empty.
Takara: Right.
Ito: I found a souvenir.
(Ito takes out the necklace and it what appeared to be a snail shell with no gems. Koichi examined it, and he had never seen it like that before.)
Koichi: I thought you were looking for the septor, otherwise, this ain’t it.
All: What?
Ito: But this is it!
Koichi: How would you know?
Ito: I don’t know! It must have uh, some sort of a spell, or something!
Koichi: Trust me! Septors don’t magically turn into necklaces!
Ito: Then why did this one did?
Koichi: You might have some sort of an illusion.
Ito: Illusion? Yeah, right! I’m not the only one seeing this.
Azumaro: (to Ito) You know what, we should get out of here, so we can get the one that he wants.
Ito: No! This is the one whether he accepts it or not!
Koichi: Well, I’m sorry if I disappoint you.
Ito: (pissed) Disappoint me? You know that this ain’t it! I’m gonna go put it back! Thanks for nothing!
Takara: Ito! Don’t talk to him like that!
Ito: (pissed) What side are you on? His?
Takara: Ito, I…
Ito: I’m leaving!
(Pissed off Ito stormed off, and slammed the door. His friends watch helplessly.)
Azumaro: He should help him.
Takara: Yeah.
(Takara and Azumaro left the dojo. Ito was all ready at the woods, stomping. Takara and Azumaro were following him.)
Ito: (pissed) Aren’t you gonna congratulate me?
Takara: For standing up to that old fart? No.
Azumaro: He can’t be an old fart, he’s the guru? Hello?
Takara: I thought you find him evil!
Azumaro: (shouting) Yeah, until he turned out to be a helpless old man!
Takara: (shouting) Since when did you became responsible?
Azumaro: (shouting) Don’t change the subject, sister!
Takara: (shouting) No, we’re just getting started to that!
Azumaro: (shouting) Oh yeah? Well, look, here, you, I’m older than you!
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