First High School Lunch
Characters
Mona
Georgie
Chantal
Eva
Andy
Ricky
Abraham
Nick
Walking out of store during lunch
Enter all
Georgie: Oh Mona! Come over here!
Mona walks timidly towards them
Georgie: Everyone, this is Mona, she’s awesome.
People nod, smile ect. Mona smiles shyly. People start talking again
Mona: (trying to get people’s attention) excuse me? Hello? Umm...MEEP! (pokes person next to her)
People look at her
Mona: NAMES! Tell names!
Chantal: Uhh...you know me.
Eva: PE BUDDY! (gives hug)
Mona: Not you guys! Those people! (points at other people)
Andy: Andy...can I have your chocolate milk?
Mona: NO! My chocolate milk (protects her threatened chocolate milk)
Andy: I’m Andy.
Nick: Nick.
Ricky: Ricky.
Mona: OH! You’re the one I danced with at the dance!
Ricky looks embarrassed
Abraham: (points at Mona) She scares me...
Mona: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
Abraham: (mumbles something no one can hear)
Mona: (Turns to Chantal) WHAT’S HIS NAME?
Chantal: Abraham.
Abraham: ...or is it?
Mona: Seriously?
Abraham: ...or is it?
Georgie: Just ignore him...yes his name is really Abraham. Call him Abby.
Abraham: ...or is it?
Mona: huh? I’m confuzzelified.
Abraham: ...or are you?
Mona: OH MY GOD! ABBEY LIKE IN ABBEY ROAD! Like the BEATLES ALBUM! That is SO AWESOME! I’m going to call you Abbey Road from now on.
Abraham: ...or are you?
Mona learns to ignore “or are you” questions.
Mona: Hey Eva, awesome jeans!
Mona and Eva are both wearing jeans that are written all over
Eva: Yeah, pretty awesome!
Mona: But mine are awesome-est.
Eva: NO MINE ARE!
Mona: MINE ARE! MINE have BOBO THE MONKEY-O LYRICS WRITTEN ON IT!
Eva: ...huh?
Mona: It’s a SONG that me and my friends wrote! (starts singing the song) BOBO THE MONKEY-O HE LIVES UNDER THE SEA!
Eva: OH MY GOD STOP SINGING!
Mona: (sneezes twice)
Nick: You have very cute little sneezes!
Mona: (grins really big) THANK YOU! Can I ruffle your hair? PLEASE?
Nick: OK!
Mona: (ruffles hair) YAY!
Mona: Oooh who’s skateboard is that?
Andy: Mine.
Mona: CAN I STAND ON IT?
Andy: Sure...
Mona tries to step on and falls off
Everyone: (laughs)
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