- When my cell phone rings it sounds like a bomb about to go off.
- My moms friend “gave” me a guitar. Now she wants it back.
- I have eclectic tastes in music, books, and movies.
- I want to be a writer, psychologist, comedian, journalist, song writer, cartoonist, artist, and a guitar player.
- I only want a few things in life; To be rich, famous, drop dead gorgeous, much-liked, funny, helpful, kind, and very, very rich. I also want a man who will love me for eternity and a Mercedes, and…Well yeah.
- I have short brown hair. Tomorrow it will be “Spiced tea”, or so the box of hair dye says. I’m scared.
- I have no tact.
- My hair is just long enough to tickle the back of my neck and it’s infuriating!’
- My best friend is my best friend.
- I’m only shy around people I don’t know.
- I’m only abrasive around people I do.
- I’m only thirteen and somehow I’m six feet tall.
- Stars Wars is really cool.
- Lord of the Rings is really, really cool.
- I have a pimple on my chin. Just thought I would share.
- I wear glasses.
- I need new glasses.
- I like talking about myself.
- I’m currently writing three or four books.
- I have no religion, yet. That doesn’t mean I don’t believe in anything, I believe in a lot, I just don’t know what religion all my beliefs fit into. I’m eclectic.
- According to Lou Reed, “Love makes you feel ten feet tall” I wouldn’t know.
- One day I’m going to have a man. If he leaves the toilet seat up I promise you I will kill him.
- I think I’m reading, lets see, five or six books right now. Will I ever finish them all? You bet.
- I wear men’s shoes.
- I write a lot. Just visit my page here and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
- I like chess.
- I’m lousy at it.
- I still like it.
- I think I should finish this list now. My fingers are tired from typing so much lately.
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