Things That You Absolutely Must Have In Your Purse At All Times

Credit: Thanks to TaliuBlu for her suggestion, in red, and thaks also to Ienne for her suggestion, in blue. :)

Kleenex: For boogers and tears alike.
A mirror: To examine your face for minor abrasions of the skin, or giant zit’s bigger then your nose.
A plastic bag: For any garbage you might have, including plastic yogurt cups and candy wrappers.
A small dog: In case you get lonely. Make sure it can fit in the side pocket of your purse, or it’s to big.
A hand sized video game: In case you get bored in the doctors office.
Ear plugs: For everyone else in the doctors office who hears you when you cry “Die alien scum!” at the top of your lungs.
More ear plugs: For yourself when other people just won’t shut up.
Band-aids: Small size for paper cuts, large size for “Smaller wounds” as the box tends to say.
Hair clips: To give your hair a little help.
Pencils: To write with, to draw with, and to stick behind your ear.
Pens, to write with, to draw very carefully with, and to stick behind your ear. As long as the cap is on.
Erasers: To erase. Be it pencil marks, erasable pen marks, or people when they get on your nerves.
White out: To get rid of those little mistakes. If only they could work on life instead of paper.
Hand sanitizer: Comes in handy when the soap dispenser is empty.
Pads, or “Feminine protection”: Goes without saying.
Allergy medication: A must, even for those supposedly without allergies. Trust me honey, you’re allergic to something.
A brush or comb: To brush or comb your hair. I won’t say “Duh”, that would be rude.
Painkiller: For back pains, head aches, stubbed toes, sprained something-or-others, and many other ailments that often befall the clumsy and uncoordinated.
Socks: In case you go bowling wearing sandals and no socks.
Breath mints: It’s hard to be social with “Dragon breath”.
Lip gloss: For shiny and beautiful lips.
Notebook: If you are the curious kind who writes everything down, from the license plate number of your neighbors car to the color of his wig.
Travel brochures: you never know when you need to get away.
A pop-tart: Or any other convenient and portable kind of snack.
A bottle of water: To help your snacks go down.
A camera: To take snapshots of your car accident to use as evidence. Or a snapshot of a doggie would be nice to.
Cell phone: For emergencies. Or when you remember to tell your mum that you’ll be staying out a little longer then expected. J.C Penneys has the cutest pair of jeans on sale, didn’t you know?
Keys: For doors, cars, mailboxes and portals to magical worlds.
Wallet: Money.
Duck tape: It's fixes all.
Gum: To make it seem like you're doing something cool in front of that special guy.
If I’ve left anything out please let me know.