The story begins in the Police Premium quarters, housing IPS (Indian Police Service) officers.
Every TV channel is glaring; every press reporter from the Manorma, Deshabhimani, Mathrubhumi, Indian express, Kerala Kaumadi and Hinduare there with reporters and press photographers.
They are all gathered in the house of Indian Police Officer, (DeputySuperintendent of Police) Ms. Srilekaha Suliaman Achama Asha Kurian,now being handcuffed by Kerala Police's vigorous and active (vanitha-police) or Women's police. As she is being escorted, cameras click, and press shout: and she covers her head symbolically like a Muslim and draws the sign of cross like a Christian and then says OM, a scared Hindu word.
The secular press interpret that she has gone nuts, and they mumble and jabberwocky and beam her nuttiness across the channels, eagerly watched by addicted Malayalis across the world.
Why and how did it happen-the press reporter for Kairali TV channel, Ms Reshmi Nampoothri, owned by the left-front bourgeoise screams it out excitedly.
"Dear Viewers, it all happened- the day Ms. Srilekaha Suliaman Achama Asha Kurian's pet Rotweiler went unfed as she was away attending the Home minster's (Kody's)conference on preventing communal riots, in the Capital city of God's Own Country. Ms. Srilekaha Suliaman Achama Asha Kurian's, pet Rotweiler named: 'Salman wags' didn't receive his share of regualar bones from the favorite butcher (Vasu Mathai)whom she buys meat from. 'Salman Wags,' Ms. Srilekaha Suliaman Achama Asha Kurian's, pet Rotweiler, didn't get his favorite calf bone, transported all the way by truck from the neighboring country Tamil Nadu.
Dear viewers, do you know what Salamn Wags the Rotwieler did when he went hungry? He set himself unloose, and started digging the mounds of clay under the sacred basil, within the precincts Ms. Srilekaha Suliaman Achama Asha Kurian's police quarters which housed a relative ofMs. Ms. Srilekaha Suliaman Achama Asha Kurian as the buried -dead.
The camp -police were horrified to find decomposed remains of their colleagues, mutilated bodies, cut of genitals, severed limbs, even skulls and bones of earlier victims.
A police-man who found his only friend and colleague's disfigured face only, burst out crying like a child.
Kerala Police under Vincent Thomas IPS, IG of Police (Inspector General of Police) is heading the investigation.
Mr. Vincent Thomas IG of Police is unable to ascertain the exact number of police victims. According to his words: 'it could be 13 or 16.'
The motive for the murders isn't also clear. Mr. Vincent Thomas, IG of Police says: 'I need to refer the manuals of psychoanalysis myself, available free of cost within the sanctuary of a library called: 'Police Complex'.
A huge crowd of innocent and idiotic bystanders have gathered to watch Ms. Ms. Srilekaha Suliaman Achama Asha Kurian, being handcuffed and led to the backside of the Police Jeep to be taken to jail.
Police brandish sticks and wack a few in order to scare and disperse the idiosyncratic crowd.