My Revenge Against Sarah

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Short Story By: xxemoxbfsxx
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Tags: friends, revenge, love, sex, birthday, lydia, sarah, anthony, funny, saratopia, ant, xxemoxbfsxx

this is for sarah because she mad matt and i have sex in her story. View table of contents...

Submitted: Jul 7, 2008 Reads: 1229 Comments: 25 Likes: 4

Diary of Sarah ♥

~Dedicated to Sarah. Paybacks a bitch, hun!~

May 8

Lydia has the worse timing!!!!!

Well, you see, today was my 22 birthday. My husband Anthony and my friend, Lydia threw me a surprise little party with my close friends and family.

After everyone left Anthony and I went at it again. Then Lydia walks in about halfway through, cus she 'forgot' her jacket. We didn't even notice til we heard the bedroom door slam and Lydia shouting, "EEEWWWW!"

We had to go help her find her jacket and usher her out. It was absolutely wonderful. Yes, that was saracasium.

June 16

I'm mother fucking, holy shit PREGNANT!

Authors note: Dear Anthony, I swear to god if you try to get payback, I'll continue this little peice!!! L ♥

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Comments:

Ant

Pay backs are nice, but revenge is sweet; your scene will be up soon ;) .. cough*withmatt*cough

Posted: Jul 7, 2008

Author Comment:

asshole, did you not read the authors note?????

L {I didn't give you a heart cus you didn't deserve it}

saratopia

* rolls eyes...

thx anthony... thx.

Posted: Jul 7, 2008

Author Comment:

he didn't read the authors not, did he?

L ♥

Ant

lol ou that was mean.. i'll make your chapter worse then CTM

Posted: Jul 7, 2008

Author Comment:

ugh, grr. what does ctm mean?

L [no heart]

Ant

Charge the Mountains.. but I tried to make it.. not graphic.. or w/e

Posted: Jul 7, 2008

Author Comment:

oh well, you're horrible at making it not graphic

bubbly

hi! lydia. all the characters of this great drama r present here. live enactment, eh! hmm. ;-)

Posted: Jul 10, 2008

Author Comment:

it's Ant and Saratopia! It was revenge for something she did to me, but then Anthony got revenge D:

L ♥

Chente

hahahah, you even got to the front page with this! hahah, im cracking up...life problems in Booksie. Ah man xD Good luck with the revenge anthony, and u 2 L.Keep me up dated

Posted: Jul 10, 2008

Author Comment:

'kay!

L ♥

BloodyBlade

LOLLOLOLLLLOLLOLLOLOLOL! OMG SO FUNNY! I'm guessing Ant is Anthony. LOL!

Posted: Jul 10, 2008

Author Comment:

yeah. hehe ;D

L ♥

Kirsten Rain

lolz nice

Posted: Jul 10, 2008

Author Comment:

hehe, thank you.

L ♥

AngelaSteele

HAHAHA I think I'm dying here!! I can't breathe...too much laughter.LOL I can't wait to see where all of this goes. :P

Posted: Jul 10, 2008

Author Comment:

It's not going anywhere, that's it.

L ♥

Anna Therese

I am beyond speechless. I hope this little thing you write isn't akin to cyber bullying? anyway it Roused a comment from someone far too old and sour to worry about revenge kicks!

Posted: Jul 10, 2008

Author Comment:

well, no. I know the person in real life. she's my best friend. It was kinda one of those things we do.

L ♥

lemonluv

lol. that was funny. payback sucks......lol.
~Lemon

Posted: Jul 10, 2008

Author Comment:

yup,, but they got revenge and that sucked more.

L ♥

Ant

Lol this is actually getting a little funny =]

Posted: Jul 10, 2008

Author Comment:

idk how it ended up in featured writings.

L ♥

saratopia

lol, this is funny now. ^_^

Posted: Jul 11, 2008

Author Comment:

anthony thinks so.

L ♥

JD the Man

ha i liked your story alot, short sweet and to the piont...

Posted: Jul 11, 2008

Author Comment:

yup, thats how I like things.

L ♥

ginbasil

wow I havent read it yet

Posted: Jul 11, 2008

Author Comment:

okay.

L ♥

AngelaSteele

Lol. I know YOURS is not going anywhere. I meant to say ' I wonder where all this revenge stuff between you ALL goes.' I'm curious to see if Anthony WILL have his payback. LOL

Posted: Jul 11, 2008

Author Comment:

he did. read the last chapter of a death reservation.

L ♥

BloodyBlade

LOL! I keep reading this and it gets funnier anf funnier. LOL!

Posted: Jul 11, 2008

Author Comment:

haha, glad you like it. so so so glad.

L ♥

Chente

2nd time through, and i finaly get it xD

Posted: Jul 11, 2008

Author Comment:

lol, nive.

L ♥

Pratibha

interesting conversation going on...

Posted: Jul 11, 2008

Author Comment:

haha, lol.

L ♥

Rat

i have read it like six times in one day and i cant stop laughing.

Posted: Jul 12, 2008

Author Comment:

lol, thanks. glad you like it. In anthonys face!

L ♥

c00kies

Posted: Jul 12, 2008

Author Comment:

hehe

Darknessinside

mean but funny he got u back

Posted: Jul 13, 2008

Author Comment:

yes! grr!

ShadowyNightmare

'raises eyebrow' Your revenge not work?

Posted: Jul 18, 2008

Author Comment:

nope, it didn't.

L ♥

turd slanger
(not registered user)

what even is this? why is everyone reading it? and why is it on the freakin home page week after week?
aaaarrrggg this is nothing. here let me relate to...wait no i can't. not funny, something new should be up here, but you all wont read this till after you patronize this page...like me. im as gay as all of you.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008

Author Comment:

okay.......... anywho, i think you need help! go get some!

Andy
(not registered user)

The fact that thisis "featured writing" speaks volumes about the quality of writing on this site--or the complete lack thereof. If you're 22, I'm the Queen of England. I've seen better writing from 14-year-olds on MySpace.

Your "writing" is absolute crap. Please get the hell out of here until you have learned to spell, use punctuation, and structure a sentence.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008

Author Comment:

i am 14 for ur info. i'm still learning. how old are you? ur bullying a teenager. how thoughtful. I rele don't even know how it got on the page, it's no where near my best work. the people in that story i real and i did that to piss tehm off. it wasn't even a serious peice of work.