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HEY! I'M NOT REALLY A FAN OF ANYTHING FUNNY. I LIKE TO READ THINGS THAT ARE A BIT DARKER. I  PREFER THAT YOU ONLY ASK ME TO READ SHORT STORIES OR POETRY. IF YOUR FEELING BRAVE YOU CAN ASK ME TO READ YOUR NOVEL, BUT ODDS ARE I WON'T GET PAST THE FIRST PARAGRAGH UNLESS I LIKE IT.

THANK YOU KaterinaBooks FOR BECOMING MY 50TH FAN!!!! THANK YOU SOO MUCH!

THANK YOU ghoul24 FOR BECOMING MY 40TH FAN!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!

THANK YOU REIYURI FOR BECOMING MY 30TH FAN!!!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!!

 THANK YOU THEMANWITHMANYWALLS FOR GIVING ME MY TWENTYTH FAN!! THANK YOU!!!!!!

HEY!!!!! OKAY, I HAVE 51 FANS, IM SHOOTING FOR 60 KKS,, BYE

OK, YOU SHOULD TOTALY GO CHECK OUT PSYCHOTIC THRILLERS NOVEL!!!!! BOTH OF THEM!!

THE ROSE FAMILY SECRETS SERIES! IT'S MY FAVRITE SERIES ON HERE SO FAR.

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yy(ABOVE)FOR MY FRIEND NATNAT.

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MY FAV QUOTES OF ALL TIME!!!!-

"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 2

"Oh. Not good." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates

"You're mad!"
"Good thing, 'cause if I wasn't, this would probably never work." -Lord Becket and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"How soon can we set off?"
-ship falls apart- "Do think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?" -Lord Becket and random crewman from Pirates 3

"You are not my captian!"-to Elizabeth-
"Who among you do you call 'captain'?"
-points at Elizabeth-"Captain!" -random Singapore crewman and Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"How's Mum?"
-holds up a shruken head-
"...sh-she looks great..." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"You haven't raised an alarm."
"I know. Strange, isn't it? But not as strange as this."
"I said to myself, 'think like Jack'."
"And this is what you came up with? Leave a trail for Becket to follow and betray all the pirates? It's like you don't know me at all, mate." -Wil Turner and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"James Norrigton, do you fear death?" -gets stabbed- "I take that as a 'no'." -Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"Do you fear death?"
"You have no idea..." -Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"I once sailed with a geezer. Lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"What did you call him?"
"...Larry." -Jack Sparrow and Gibbs from Pirates 3

"Oh no you don't mummy-man! It's time to put you under wraps!" -Shikamaru Nara from Naruto episode 33

"This is Madness!"
"This is polotics." -Elizabeth Swan and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"I'm no ordinary pervert! I'm a MEGA PERV!" -Jiraiya from Naruto episode 54

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced." -Kakashi Hatake from Naruto

"Under my mask is...another mask! Pretty cool, huh?" -Kakashi Hatake from Naruto

“Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.” -anonymous (I have no idea who said the anonymous quotes) :P

“If you laugh, I will laugh. If you cry, I will cry and if you jump out of the window, I will laugh.” -anonymous

“I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.” -anonymous

"SHANARRO!" -Sakura from Naruto

NOW ITS JUST STUFF!!!!!!

Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.

I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.

You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.

I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.

Note to self: It is illegal - repeat, illegal - to stab stupid people.

If your problem can't be solved with duct tape or Tylenol, then you're seriously fucked.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

Hating me won't make you pretty.

Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face.

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?

May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up.I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

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Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Guns don't kill people. People with mushtaches kill people.

Okay, for people you should check out....

PSYCHOTIC THRILLARS**This one most definately.

IWASNEVERTHERE

ORCHDORK4EVER

KHANO

KURLZ BASHELD

FALLEN NINJA

IAN DAWN

IF YOUR NOT ON THIS LIST, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOUR A BAD WRITER. THESE PEOPLE JUST HAVE A NOVEL OR POEM I REALLY LIKE.