Confessions of a Booksier - Humour Poetry Competition

And this competition is to make me laugh XD!

You guys have to confess something, maybe in your past that you thought was ABSOLUTELY hilarious and put it into poetry, okay?:D!

Begins: 3rd January 2012 (Ew, that sounds SO weird... 2012)
Ends; 1st February 2012

Prizes;
You know, since I'm such a nice person...

1. Anyone who enters I'll read a poem of yours before you submit your poem for the competition!
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2. 1st Place; Featured on my profile for 2 months + Read 3 pieces of your work! (With happy constructive comments!) + Fan;D!

2nd Place; Featured on profile for a month, read 2 pieces of work (happy constructive comments again!) + Fan!

3rd Place; Featured on profile for 2 weeks, read 1 piece of work (HAPPY constructive comments!)!

THE FUNNIER THE BETTER, OKAY?:D

Entries So Far;http://www.booksie.com/poetry/poetry/attanasio/oh-no-a-fence/chapter/1
(HILARIOUS!)

http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/bobthebuilder/but-i-wasnt-scared/chapter/1
(If you hate spiders, you'll like this!)

http://www.booksie.com/humor/poetry/mike_stevens/launch-all-cookies
(Teenagers must read!)