I'm Just Waiting

I’m just waiting for bigger boobs,
No acne and a better attitude,
I’m just waiting for blue hair dye,
Some new gel pens and skinnier thighs.

I’m just waiting for a smaller bum,
My published book or a published poem,
A wider smile and a booger-less nose,
All The Beatles albums and lots more clothes.

I’m just waiting for non-oily hair,
A job and a name and laws that are fair,
A tomato vine to call my own,
My grandparents to buy a new home.

I’m just waiting for bigger boobs,
The license to swear and a good attitude,
A family that loves me I already have,
Now how about a Mercedes and my own plot of land? 

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