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Punny Breakfast

Poetry By: attanasio

The title says it all...

Submitted:Sep 20, 2012    Reads: 10    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   

Punny Breakfast

I don't mean to waffle

I know eggs-actly what to say

I have not gone bananas

I am not a cereal killer


I bacon you to hear my story

For it is certainly a juicy one

I met a beautiful grill

She was the toast of the town


She was in a jam

She scrambled to get out

But went from frying pan to fire

And burnt her little muffin


It started when she clicked some links

I donut think she realized

She could get fried

Those people were so gruel


Just because she is Danish

She thinks she is a hot cake

Omelette her find her way

She is just a little ham


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