Seeking sex in a men's room
But Senator Craig's not gay.
He prefers the term bisexual
He feels better that way.
Politicians in this country
They're a sorry lot.
They're all amoral liars
That think they'll never get caught.
There's nothing wrong with being gay
I am quite queer myself.
But I don't troll for sex in restrooms
Senator Craig needs to admit it to himself.
Bisexual men are cowards
They hide behind their wives.
It assuages their fragile egos
So they live a double life.
The fact that he is gay
Is no reason to can the guy.
The fact that he is a consummate liar
Is a fact you can't deny.
Send him back to Utah
Where the deer and the Mormons roam.
Admit the truth and deal with it.
Senator Craig its time for you to go home.



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