Working Retail Sucks

The pay is bad, the hours long.

The managers are idiots

And the customer is always wrong.

Rude, obnoxious and demanding

That is the customer's creed.

They get what they give

That's the motto for me.

Ask a stupid question

A smart-ass answer will be your reply.

Go Ahead, complain to the manager

When they ask me, I'll just lie.

Nobody who works retails

Believes the customer is king.

It makes a nice slogan on a sign

But it doesn't mean a thing.

Working Retail sucks

The customers, they do too.

Thank God I went to college

Never again will I have to tolerate you.