I Love You More Than

I Love You More Than

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake

I love you more than a gardener loves to rake

I love you more than a drinker loves bars

I love you more than a jay Leno loves cars

I love you more than Pooh loves honey

I love you more than a Jew loves money

I love you more than a sadomasochist loves pain

I love you more than a meteorologist loves rain

I love you more than a child loves toys

I love you more than Michael Jackson loves little boys

I love you more than an archeologist loves bones

I love you more than Asians love phones

I love you more than cows love feed

I love you more than potheads love weed

I love you more than cooks love water to boil

I love you more than Bush loves oil

I love you more than kids love cartoons

I love you more than clowns love balloons 

I love you more than the French love tea

I love you WAY more than you love me

By Bobby J Evans