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Z O M B E E R !!! A Person Who's Blood is Beer.

Poetry By: crazyink

Zombeer is a poem I wrote inspired by my own experienced being once a person who was enslaved and held captive for many years by beer. Please enjoy reading! Cheers!!!

Submitted:Jan 12, 2014    Reads: 4    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


A Zombeer is a person who doesn't care,πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰

Goes to places where even the brave don't dare🎒😏

Walks with his feet to enter a clubπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘žπŸŒƒ

Crawls with his hands to exit a cabπŸ‘πŸš–

Being a Zombeer isn't cool at all😀😑

Having bruises, chipped teeth, headache and all πŸ˜·πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ž

Being uneasy and cranky the whole day longπŸ‘ΊπŸ˜€β˜€οΈ

Only to repeat the same damn thing when nighttime comes along🌚🍻🍻🍻🍷🍀🍺🚬😍

A Zombeer is next to impossible to killπŸ‘½

He still drinks beer even though he's ill😰🍺😜

If you try to grab and ran with he's beerπŸΊπŸ‘

He will be like a cheetah chasing a deerπŸΊπŸ‘πŸ†

So beware my brothers πŸ‘¨and sistersπŸ‘©

Control yourselves when drinking beer🍺😊

Coz you might also become a zombeerπŸ‘Ή

when you'll notice it will be too late my dearπŸ˜§πŸ˜‚

I was once also a zombeer!πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ‘Ώ

When my only talent was drinking beerπŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ†πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

I went down to hell and back but didn't find the cureβ™¨οΈπŸš‘β™¨οΈπŸ‘·

But when I looked up I saw my medicine that's for sure!β›…οΈπŸ’ŠπŸ˜‡πŸ‘


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