on monday i saw you
on tuesday i knew
that when wedneday came round
i'd be in love with you .
on thursday i found you
naked in my bath
when i dropped my trousers
my how you did laugh .
on friday i decided
a willy extension i need
i've booked the operation
oh how i hope it succeeds .
on saturday we try out
my new foot long tool
it was good hearing you cry out
and all those orgasm's were cool.
on sunday i'm shattered
because of yesterdays big hit
but you are so demanding
and i send you into orbit .
in january its freezing
so we stay in bed
in february i'm wheezing
from all you offered
in march i am thinking
of visiting the doc once again
but you promise viagra
will help ease the pain .
in april i realise
what a fool i have been
my willy's the throne
and you are my queen .
in may you are dancing
around my rigid pole
in june you're romancing
and play your fantasy role .
in july i need a holiday
my body needs rest
but you can't keep your hands still
until i meet your request.
in august i'm planning
a week on my own
you don't give me time for eating
and i'm all skin and bone .
in september my member
becomes my flexible friend
but the relief is so brief
because your skill has no end.
in october i'm dreaming
of chopping it off
but you pretend your the doctor
and i am to cough .
in november i'm flagging
i can't take much more
but i live with a nympho shopaholic
and i am the store .
in december my member
in plastic is cast
i give it to you for christmas
oh thank goodness , relief at last .
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