in the dream i had last night
a group of ladies disturbed my sleep
they were so chirpy and playful
and provided a memory i wish to keep.
all dressed up in glittering gold
they stood beside my bed
smiling all seductively
this is what they said .
we've heard about your kisses
please kiss us i heard them enthuse
well i'm an english gentleman
so how could i refuse.
each one of them fainted
as they parted from my lips
but when they came round they started swaying
you should have seen those sexy hips .
they looked so familiar
as they went through their routine
all of them so beautiful
i'm so pleased they're in my dream .
now they're following me everywhere
my lips are chapped and sore
you may be the pussycat dolls
but i can't kiss you anymore .
so ladies please stop stalking me
and i promise i'll make love to you
but you'll have to form a line girls
and wait patiently in the queue .