board games

roll the dice

select a square

move your counter

over there

playing board games with my girl .

oh dear me

she has won

these boring games

are just no fun

playing board games with my girl .

so after long and careful thought

i invent a game or two

if i lose. you make love to me

if i win, i make love to you

playing board games with my girl .

i make the rules

and they are clear

i am going to cheat

my dear

playing board games with my girl .

i watch you roll the dice

landing on the the number five

i check my secret card

and i must eat you alive .

playing board games with my girl .

the dice rattles in the cup

and i throw the number four

oh dear we must get naked

and i must ravish you on the floor .

playing board games with my girl

don't look at me like that

just because you have the number three

is it my fault i must lie back

and let you ravish me

playing board games with my girl .

please look into my eyes

for i have thrown the number two

i must tell you my true feelings

and the lord knows how i love you

playing board games with my girl .