in love with a snitch

she grassed me up to her best mate

with a twinkle in her eyes

revealing my plans for a new blind date

she ruined my surprise .

well revenge is sweet

and i promise this

she will not dare repeat

after we kiss .

for the liberties i will be taking

from worldly knowledge gained

are all of her own making

and will be repeated over and over again .

the karma sutra taught me much

i will practice the lessons learned

and when she screams at my every touch

i'll say ... but this is what you've earned .

you know my love you have no chance

when i hold you close to me

i'll squeeze your bum as we slow dance

and grin triumphantly .

for my love i will be amazed

when you leave your comments here

the white flag of surrender is not raised

of course i'll accept it dear .