just a funny one

she says i sulk a lot

thats a terrible thing to say

just for talking such tommy rot

i'm not talking to her today .

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she says i'm going goo goo

and i need to see a shrink

because as she was using the loo

i wee'd in the sink .

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she says sometimes i am giddy

and i really get on her wick

that my underpants are skiddy

and my smelly socks make her feel sick .

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she says we are not playing hide and seek

and our love making has gone to pot

so when we get it ononce per week

i'm to stop saying .. i'm coming ready or not .

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but on the days when we are kissing

we both wear a lovely smile

as we realise what we've been missing

and when she makes my life worthwhile .