oh for a quarter of an inch

she said she wanted an orgy

to my two mates and me

but we had to provide nine inches

she said it would be easy if divided by us three .

tommy laid on the sofa

and whipped his todger out

she measured five full inches

the orgy could now never be in doubt .

billy took up position 

a morning glory i could see

and he laid there smiling proudly

when she shouted inches three .

but we missed out on the orgy

though the guys thought it would be a cinch

for though  i had a stiffy

there was a missing quarter of an inch .