she said she wanted an orgy
to my two mates and me
but we had to provide nine inches
she said it would be easy if divided by us three .
tommy laid on the sofa
and whipped his todger out
she measured five full inches
the orgy could now never be in doubt .
billy took up position
a morning glory i could see
and he laid there smiling proudly
when she shouted inches three .
but we missed out on the orgy
though the guys thought it would be a cinch
for though i had a stiffy
there was a missing quarter of an inch .