twenty detectives all hand picked
trying to find the knickers that have just been nicked
they have worked all day but nothing has clicked
i'm sure this case has got them licked .
you see in this neighbourhood of mine
someone has been stealing knickers from washing lines
they've just been washed so smell divine
but the police are seeking clues and signs.
up to now the coppers have got it wrong
arresting me when they found my thong
now they're back on my bum where they belong
with a pair of socks to make me look like king dong .
the police accepted i do not lie
besides i had an alibi
but for a minute there i thought i'd die
because my thong is pink i can't think why.
now the police are hunting someone in a trouser suit
they say he has a yellow willy but that could be fruit
if it is a banana its a real big beaut
oh and they claim this person wears kinky boots .
so i'm not sure this a male
as each enquiry seems to fail
so i'm warning the subject of my little tale
if she doesnt behave she'll go to jail .
i've given you clues so please work out
who this story is about
she's amazing , gorgeous and be in no doubt
if she ever needs bail just give me a shout .