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Poetry By: earlgrey

Shocking and ridiculous at it's best on purpose, enjoy.

Submitted:Apr 26, 2013    Reads: 6    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   

Don't call me baby,

My dog has rabies,

Don't call me darling,

You're really not that charming,

Don't call me beautiful,

I already planned your funeral,

Don't call me nice,

In second grade I ate my own lice,

Don't call me pretty,

because this poem just isn't very witty.


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