Boogers are gross.
Boogers come out of your nose.
Boogers can be green, brown, or red.
Boogers can be slimy.
Boogers can be gooey.
Boogers can also be hard.
Boogers that are hard can sometimes hurt your nose.
Boogers are edible, but I wouldn't recommend them.
Boogers belong IN your nose.
Boogers do not belong in your big sister's hair.
Boogers can go up to 100 miles an hour when you sneeze.
Boogers can be very big.
Boogers can be very small.
Boogers that are the biggest, you sprinkle a little gun powder on and make them explode.
Boogers dissolve in acid.
Boogers could probably survive through a nuclear war.
Boogers can be used as a weapon if you flick one in someone's eye.
Boogers are a natural substance of life.
Boogers cannot dance bu they can fly when you sneeze.
Boogers cannot wear hats because they don't make the hats small enough.
Boogers could develope a mind of their own and cause mass destruction.
Boogers would then take over our bodies and cause all human life to go extinct.
Boogers, thankfully, can never do that.
Boogers are the things that you just moronically read about.