My Parents (poem)

My mother's a moron

My father's insane

They are so stressful

they'd shrink a Great Dane

My father's a donky

or at least you know what I mean.

My mother's disturbing

on levels never seen

When seperate they're bad

but together they're worse

to them I'm a blessing

to me they're a curse

This poem I would think

to be not an intrusion

It's meant to be funny

and not disillusion

I love my parents

really I do

I just dare you to meet them

you'll go crazy too.

As this is the end of my poem today

if you'd arrest both my parents I'd happily pay

Just name a price

be it low, be it high

I'll pay it to you in cash or at the very least

(Ericas Mom) and (Ericas Dad) "We approve."