When I picked up my pen to write a dedication
I must have forgotten to take my medication
For I praised you and said silly things, like
He's a top bloke, he's the man, you can rely on Mike
Well, Mike, now I'm medicated and feeling quite sane
I'd like to write the dedication again
It goes like this..you're a ass and a fool, not bright, pretty thick
But most of all MIke, you a pretentious little prick!
So stick you promotion where the sun don't shine
If you need a clue you dip stick I mean up your behind
Now that I've gotten that of my chest
I'll render my resignation, Mike, for you I detest!