Dedicated To Mike..Sort Of!

When I picked up my pen to write a dedication

I must have forgotten to take my medication

For I praised you and said silly things, like

He's a top bloke, he's the man, you can rely on Mike

Well, Mike, now I'm medicated and feeling quite sane

I'd like to write the dedication again

It goes like this..you're a ass and a fool, not bright, pretty thick

But most of all MIke, you a pretentious little prick!

So stick you promotion where the sun don't shine

If you need a clue you dip stick I mean up your behind

Now that I've gotten that of my chest

I'll render my resignation, Mike, for you I detest!