We're sorry that we didn't have the decency to tell you in person
that you no longer have a job. We're sorry that we could not be courteous
and act professional in our quest to inform you that you are now unemployed.
We're sorry that because of our lack of knowledge it involves to
successfully run a business it has become clear that we are closing
down for good. We have enclosed in this document the ridiculous
and profound reasons that led to this sudden closure. It was because
of our selfish actions and poor decision making that forced us to not
be able to maintain our operation. We are sorry that we forced you
into this unfortunate and difficult situation. We are sorry that we acted like
idiots and were not more considerate when considering how much this
would truly affect your financial and social lives.
Dear Alpine Owners,
You acted like immature dick heads and I will never forgive you
for putting me through that.
One former employee who will always hate you