For me Everything is my MOM

Whom do you love most?

I said “my mom”

Girlfriend slapped me.

Whom do you care most?

I said “my mom”

Wife slapped me.

Whom do you respect most?

I said “my mom”

Teacher slapped me.

Whom do you need most?

I said “my mom”

Dad slapped me.

Whom do you earn for?

I said “my mom”

My daughter slapped me.

Whom do you want to buy gifts for?

I said “my mom”

Sister slapped me.

Whom do you want to kill first?

I said……Me.

Everyone asked “why?”

I replied,

Because I never said any of above things to my mom.

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