It was on a warm and sunny July afternoon that
A young beautiful maiden whose friends happen to name 'Kat'
Had been staring outside her bedroom window in order to see
If her best friend since Kindergarten who she calls 'Dee'
Would finally come home from rehab and not have that
Piece of shit named Ramone get him hooked on any
Of that garbage known on the streets as 'Happy Danny'.
'Happy Danny' is this new type of cocaine that would
Make those who take it do things that really could
Be dangerous to anyone from himself up to his Uncle Manny
Which was why Dee had to be placed in rehab
To make sure that he would never take a stab
At those around him including Kat,who still loves Dee
So much that she would go right over and see
How he was doing and coping with being in rehab.
You see,the secret to love that lasts is that
You could allow yourself to be just like sweet Kat
And keep on loving your Dee no matter what happens
To make him go down the long dark road of sin.
But as soon as it had became dark out,Kat
Had suddenly realized that something bad had happened to her
Beloved Dee which had forced Kat to get into her
Car and speed straight over to the rehab,only to
See that there was nothing there for her to do
Because Dee had died instead of looking at his mother
And father straight in the face and tell them that
He was sorry for letting down both them and Kat.
And on the day after that,just as they were
About to bury Dee into the land of going nowhere,
A car had pulled up and the anger inside Kat
To boil over because Ramone had dared to show his
Face at Dee's funeral with a huge smile on his
Lips and a large bouquet of roses in his arms,look
At the casket and say,"So long,Bro.You shook
Up my life by helping me out so much.This
Is for you,Bro.Peace.",only to make Kat take
The roses off Dee's casket and start to slash,rake
And bash that bouquet all over that asshole's face while
Calling him names that were so nasty and utterly vile.
That was before her parents had allowed themselves to take
Their poor distraught daughter home and let the police handle
Ramone by doing something that requires more than a paddle
And being sent to bed without any supper at all.
But that was before Kat's father had gotten a call
From a police detective named Fix who happens to handle
All sorts of cases that are related to drugs and
Had told her dad to go and form a band
To play the funeral march for Ramone,who had gotten
Himself gunned down by others by the factor of ten
Which had made Kat smile and say,"Isn't that grand!"