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Poetry By: i am just a dude


Submitted:Jul 31, 2009    Reads: 64    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


I'm not really mad,
It's just a bad day I've had!
It's not even the way I walk...
Or even the way I talk!
I'm not a piece of pork,
I'm not a rubber duck!
I don't really give a puck...
Ha! Fooled ya!

I'm not really mad,
Or even slightly crazy!
I'm as happy as a daisy...
So don't say I'm lazy!
Is I lie here in the sun,
Toasting like a currant bun!
Better not burn me bum...
Ooops! Don't tell me mum!

I'm not really mad,
Maybe slightly bad!
Trying to be a good Dad...
Not always succeeding!
Perhaps it's lack of breeding,
Some sympathy is needing?
The garden must need weeding...
My belly it needs feeding!

I'm not really mad,
Ithink I'll learn to fly a Spad!
Loop the loop, poop the poop...
Boop the boop, hoop the hoop!
Wee! It's silly but fun,
Look out for the sun!
Check six, break right...
I'm turning tight, oh the joy of flight!

Back on earth, my plane gave birth,
Which caused some mirth!
Must watch me girth...
I'm getting bigger, must be a Pigger!
The human blimp, who has a limp,
I'm not a gimp, I just limp!
I'm not the gipper, he was hipper...
By the way, I'm not mad (am I???)


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