Come, let's go to the land of undying happiness

Where the rainbows span the sky

Where daimond raindrops fall from clouds

Onto your head like razor sharp swords.

Come, let's go to the land of undying happiness

Where the Care Bears have bazookas

Where Barney carries a bomb,

And Elmo has fun with a gun.

Come, let's go to the land of undying happiness

Where the sun never ever ever shines,

Where the moonlight always blinds your eyes,

Where idiots like President Bush reside.

Come, let's go to the land of undying happiness

Such a happy happy place,

A place where cuteness is nonexistant,

The land of undying happiness.