NOUGHT TO TEN

Imagination you get ten

Finding ways to come again

Knowing where to go and when

Taught me to be great laying hen

Strength and vigour must be nine

In this area you do shine

Lifting me – so refined

No supporting wall behind

Text messages must be eight

Though your spelling’s second-rate

And these have declined of late

When arrive the content’s great

Time allocated a seven

Though arrive before eleven

Couple of hours of heaven

Would prefer a longer session

Guilt a well deserved six

For regular heartfelt scripts

Fall easily from your lips

Fortunately always trips

Transparency a five

Although you duck and dive

Not sure if you connive

Your ongoing sex drive

Honesty a four

As am always unsure

Of feelings you ignore

And points you try to score

Faithfulness a three

Given charitably

You cheated regularly

 And claimed with only me

Aftercare a two

You came back when you knew

How much I wanted you

But now must start anew

And fun is only one

Though ten when it begun

Cos now I’ve been outdone

By your beloved one

For discretion give you nought

In this area you fell short

Not as clever as you thought

Cos in the end you got caught