Irish Drinking Song

Weell be gooing hom shortly dear

he slurrs into my ear

but if he isnt ready  soon

I'll kick him in the rear

Weeeeeelll be gooooing om shooortly dear

he slobbers in my face

 as another pint of guiness disapears at hectic pace

Weeeeeeeeeellllll B go go gooogogooging home shoshortly dear

as he  turns the music up

then he starts a singing and continues on to sup

We goooin ome shotly dear

his last  words  were  to me

for after  waiting most the night and half the morning too

I left the pub without him and ate all his Irish Stew