Born, Flip
Vomit on Grandma Flip
Paint cot with poo Flip
Speak Flip (major mistake for always saying the wrong thing )
Forget school lunch Flip (most miserable)
Encourage friend to drink nail polish remover Flip
Miss bus to school camp Flip
Stand up to school bully Flip
Drink 6 cider legovers Flip ( promised myself never again ) .. not one I have kept
Fail major exam Flip
Enter beauty pageant Flip
Teenage pregnancy F..k
Late for shotgun wedding Flip ( should never have gone at all )
Failed marriage Flip
Binge drinking Flip (well Flip hangover pages the binges weren't so bad)
22 really bad hair cuts Flip
Punk rock clothes Flip
Mispelt tattoo Flip
Maccas Flip (Why don't they tell you ur upsizing your ass for an extra 50c )
Mazzerati Flip(ok it was only a Mazda )
17 pages of speeding fines Flip Flip Flip
Racehorse owner Flip
Indulge in the stock market Flip
4 more failed relationships Flip
Attempting to fix the dishwasher Flip
Taking the boat out bung less Flip
Late for job interview Flip ( I really wanted this one)
Thinking I can write Flip
Forget to pick son up from school Flip (this page is reverted back to on a regular basis)
Nothing major skip
Surfing Linger
Steak Chips and Chocolate Linger
Chardonnay and Whiskey Linger
Beautiful home Linger
Loving family Linger
Funny friends Linger
Leather recliner chair Linger
HD 3D TV Linger ( these pages are not in any particular order of preference) cept the TV which I shouda put first)
Wrinkles Flip
Grey Hair Flip
Cancer Flip
The End
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