Oh Sofa so divine
How glad I am that you are mine
A special place for my behind
When wearied from the daily grind
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Your pleather coat all soft and comfy
Swallowing up Ol' Mr Grumpy
I close my eyes as I sink in
and sip upon my tonic and gin
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The TV s on all loud and blasting
But my love for you is everlasting
Stretched between your sturdy arms
Lost in all your couchy charms
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My hands caress your well worn skin
Groping for the treasures,that lie deep within
Golden coins,biccie crumbs, a silver pen
Oh how I long to be with you again
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So when the time comes we must be parting
and you having suffered my snores and farting
your coat all ripped and foams a clump
we shall carry you sadly to the dump
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Just so you all know my feelings are very real and deepseated :-)
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