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short funny love poem updated for valentines day competition

Submitted:Apr 8, 2012    Reads: 985    Comments: 67    Likes: 25   

Oh Sofa so divine

How glad I am that you are mine

A special place for my behind

When wearied from the daily grind


Your pleather coat all soft and comfy

Swallowing up Ol' Mr Grumpy

I close my eyes as I sink in

and sip upon my tonic and gin


The TV s on all loud and blasting

But my love for you is everlasting

Stretched between your sturdy arms

Lost in all your couchy charms


My hands caress your well worn skin

Groping for the treasures,that lie deep within

Golden coins,biccie crumbs, a silver pen

Oh how I long to be with you again


So when the time comes we must be parting

and you having suffered my snores and farting

your coat all ripped and foams a clump

we shall carry you sadly to the dump


Just so you all know my feelings are very real and deepseated :-)


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