Under No Circumstances Read This

Oh I sooo knew you would ........ :-)

So now why don't you slip over to my pages and read some of my funny poems guaranteed to bring a smile or your money back

Yours in fun

Mr Membrane

note to reader currently only 7 reads ..... your restraint is amazing I would have been in here like a shot .....( welll not your restraint obviously )

New Rule Should you look you must comment .... (this will ensure your publicity ) maybes ...just one word is fine

Currently I am amazed @ how many people have been able to resist .... I would have 0 chance...