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We Are Not Amused

Poetry By: Irwinagain

Helen falls asleep in the theater and dreams that she is Queen Victoria of England, with repercussions for all.

Submitted:Dec 15, 2011    Reads: 26    Comments: 7    Likes: 3   

Yawning in the theatre
Sleepy Helen dozed,
Unimpressed by the performance
Her eyes tightly closed.

Richard of Gloucester,
Eyes all red and sore,
Has to be prompted his lines
As Helen begins to snore.

The man next to Helen nudges her
His face all puffed up and red,
Helen oblivious to his nudging,
Thinks she's tucked up in bed

Torch in hand the usherette comes
And shines it in Helen's face
But she is deep in her slumbers
And the manager mutters disgrace.

The attention of the audience shifts
From the stage to the fourth row down
And even the actors fall silent
As Helen begins to frown

She rises from her seat like a Queen
And makes for the steps to the stage
And as she sets foot on the boards
Gloucester flies off in a rage.

She turns to face the audience,
Their interest in the stage renewed
And still deep in her slumbers
Mutters, 'We are not amused!'

The S M rants and raves
Well for him that's nothing new
And Gloucester comes back swearing,
The air now turning quite blue.

But Helen is no longer with them
She's lost all interest you see,
In her dreams she's back at the palace
With Prince Albert and afternoon tea


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