Front and Center!
Those Gates adorned with pearls in Heaven.
White angels soaring.
If by chance ordered to enter,
through St. Peter's Permission;
I demand from you chancellor,
a swift insanity plea submission.
For this troubled soul is plagued
by vast displays of wicked ways.
Courtesy of meticulous examination.
Diligence, pending investigation.
Key evidence, perpetually documented
in Sin's Ominous Catalog.
Rebuke my Judge!
For multitudes of shortcomings
he failed to ascertain.
Moreover, present was He,
when Satan drafted me;
for his fantasy league,
"The Eternal Infernos of Pain"