Disturbing me from my slumber on the sofa.
Will somebody please press the button,
To turn off the god-awful noise?
Ringing in my ear like a wailing baby.
Will somebody please answer the phone,
To turn off the terrible ringing noise?
Well that's another story.
Will somebody please change the channel,
To turn off this rubbish reality programme?
No doubt it's a friend or two coming around for tea,
But I'm afraid I'm rather busy,
For you see, I have the flu.