The Perfect Pet
Momma,
I want a pet.
Not just any pet!
It has to be special!
With pink fluff
that glittlers in the sun.
With three huge eyes
made of diamonds!
And big wings
nice and soft,
and a horn upon it's head
that makes candy from nothing,
that tastes-- what?
No I'm not bluffing!
Although...
Her fluff would fall off,
and the glitter would come off on my hand
Plus, three eyes is creepy,
and diamonds eyes hurt!
Her head would be all soar!
And having wings is tough,
where do you put them?
Now there's no room for the candy!
On second thought,
I just want a puppy.
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