Every Day I'm...

I'm a paddy labourer

Originally from Galway,

I carry bricks, I knock up muck

And dig big holes all day- Every day I'm shovelling...

I'm a really old bloke

Originally from Rhyl,

I struggle out of bed, up the stairs

and struggle up the hill- Every day I'm struggling...

I'm a young croupier

Originally from Roker,

I get my kicks from mad card tricks

And never deal a joker- Every day I'm shuffling...

I'm a drug importer

Originally from Staines,

I deal in classes A and B

And spend my ill-gotten gains- Every day I'm smuggling...

I'm a part-time jester

Originally from Crewe,

I play the fool and mess around

And jokes I've told a few- Every day I'm juggling...