I'm a paddy labourer
Originally from Galway,
I carry bricks, I knock up muck
And dig big holes all day- Every day I'm shovelling...
I'm a really old bloke
Originally from Rhyl,
I struggle out of bed, up the stairs
and struggle up the hill- Every day I'm struggling...
I'm a young croupier
Originally from Roker,
I get my kicks from mad card tricks
And never deal a joker- Every day I'm shuffling...
I'm a drug importer
Originally from Staines,
I deal in classes A and B
And spend my ill-gotten gains- Every day I'm smuggling...
I'm a part-time jester
Originally from Crewe,
I play the fool and mess around
And jokes I've told a few- Every day I'm juggling...