Eve was a young girl of thirteen
The daughter of the sun king
She was gravely scared of Apollo
So ran and hid in a forest hollow
It was there that Artemis found her
And offered to take her as a daughter
She said, "Yes!" to who was her best friend
And therefor unknowingly beginning the end
She swore to be an eternal maiden
And forever forsake the company of men
She held through for fifty long years
Having aged no more than some dead steers
Then she met the man named Adam
And he left of her heart not a crumb
Eve then decided to kiss him
Artemis screamed, "You've failed your mission!"
"I'll have to decide a punishment.
One made with proper judgement.
I know! I'll turn you into foxes.
Then hang you both from some crosses."
Artemis let Adam and Eve run
To anywhere they wished under the sun
She promised to give them three days
To find a location that was safe
Then she called the huntresses
All the daughters of Artemis
To hunt down the blasphemous traitor
The goddess made Eve's sisters hate her
Soon they found Adam and Eve
Making love, their pet peeve
They shot the foxes full of arrows
Sinking into their bone marrows
So fell the huntress, Artemis's lieutenant