Cut your hair a certain way,
It MUST be the same as everyone elses,
Wear your jeans a certain way
They MUST look the same as your favourite band
Wear make-up if you're a boy
Wear more if you're a girl
List yourself on myspace,
Declare bi-sexual to the world
Devine no truth through music
Only fashions trends
Disagree with that previous statement
Because you havn't discovered music yet
Buy kerrang and metal hammer
Nu rave NME
All the while remaining clueless
About how music should really be.



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